- "With this game, I can prove my gaming genius! Mwahaha -- oh, hi there..."
- "Ah, yes, I remember this game. I beat it before anyone else even noticed that it was out. Good times, good times."
- "Victory is achieved by hard work, dedication, and... okay, okay, I just really like to play games, all right?"
- "Now this is an excellent game. You can feel it expanding your intelligence as you play. Well, *I* can, anyway."
- "Abigail just stomped past. I think she's starting to crack. Ha ha! I knew the pressure would be too much for her!"
- "There's nothing like beating your top score and going beyond what you thought was your best. It's a great feeling, isn't it?"
- " Yes! I'm practically the King of Games now! This game is just one more step on my path to ultimate triumph!"
- "Oh, please. This is the easiest game ever! *sigh* Fine, I'll play it, but next time I'd like a real challenge..."
- " Poor Abigail. With games like these, her silly team has no chance at all. I was born to win this game!"
- "Abigail mustn't win. It would be a disaster beyond reckoning. Do you hear me? I would be ruined. Ruined!"
- "I see you there, thinking about wandering off. Don't do it. A true gaming champion never admits defeat!"
- "My little sister has no idea what she's up against, competing against me. I almost feel bad for her. Almost."
- "Easy peasy. I could play this game in my sleep. I could win it in my sleep. I could set a new high score in... you get the idea."