Malarkey is part of a group of adventurers trapped on Terror Mountain by snowstorms and monsters. Malarkey is the enchanter of the group, and doesnt like cold weather. Once the group escape Terror Mountain he plans to go to the northern Desert of Roo, or the Oasis of Meerca.
I've had enough of this freezing mountain. Enchanters like me aren't made for cold climates.
As most of Neoquest II takes place within a computer simulation, it is unclear if Malarkey exists in the real Neopia.