The Cooty Commando serves on the front lines of the Cooty/Mootix war. His job is to shoot down Mootix paratroopers using his trusty crossbow.
Blast! They're raining down like a horde of locusts! We're going to have send you out there, recruit. I know you're greener than a Glowing Paint Brush, but your species needs you. Stop those Mootixes!
Hurry! The Mootix have to be stopped, before they get away again!