Captain Threelegs is an Eyrie over in Krawk Island that trains pets for the cost of dubloons, having retired from pirating. Though he tells anyone who'll listen that he lost his leg in a battle against a gigantic Krawk, the truth is that it happened in a freak Tombola mishap. He is known to have served onboard both the Esmeercadia (which sunk) and the Peophintine (which picked him up after being sunk), though he was the Captain on neither ship. In exchange for teaching in the Training School, he has been given a pardon for his crimes.
I be the finest swordsman in this whole island!
Aye, I could murder a Hot Dog right now!
Don't ye go trustin' that scurvy Techo on Mystery Island...
For the more expensive dubloons, use the Dubloon-O-Matic
Me courses can last a while, but arrr, they are worth it!
Argg, shiftless waisters! Either shape up or I'll have ye walkin' the plank!
What's with all these fake dubloons floating around today? I tell you, it ain't right, messin' with a pirate's mind like that! Listen here, you'd better get down to the harbour and fish me up some real dubloons. I'll let you keep a percentage -- what do ya say?
Ahhh, fish for tea, like always!
Are those dubloons I hear clinkin' in your pocket?
I'll not be telling how I lost my leg...
I'll teach yer me secrets!
I'll wager ye have never climbed the mast in a storm!
I'll whip yer into shape in no time at all!
Stand there any longer and you'll get barnacles!
What ya staring at now?
Ye look a bit green around the gills...
YOU wanna be a pirate?
Arrrrrr!
Greetings to ya one and all. Pull up a keg of Neocola, and set a-spell.
If ye be not paying, I'll maroon ya, you swag-bellied haggard!
Some say there be gold buried in the ruins of Maraqua...
Swabbing the Decks can earn ya Dubloons!
Ye don't happen to have any of those orange Dubloons do yer?
Yer wouldn't fetch me a nice cool smoothie now would yer?
Cap'n Threelegs offers free training on pet days as well as Neopets' birthday (November 15).
