Sir Harlag is one of Meridell's knights, but is quite lazy. When he was ordered to help out the village of Cogham, he stayed in the Castle dining room eating instead.
Another squire? They're getting as common as Crokabeks around here. Where is that servant? I want more food!
Three times... that idiot Quintin messed up my order three times. Where is my food!
Go 'way. I'm in the middle of lunch.
What do you want, boy? Fetch me some more meat if you're just going to stand there.
We? As in you and me? PAH! They send a squire to me!? What, no other knight is fit to ride? PAH! I am insulted. They'll hear about this! The very idea...
Cogham! That little flyspeck of a town is always under attack! I'll get to it when I'm done eating. No use riding out to the edge of the kingdom on an empty stomach. Now go away, boy. You're interfering with my supper!
You're interrupting my supper, boy. Go away.
What must a knight do to eat in peace?
Ha! Not bad for a squire. Not bad at all...
Well, you've got more potential than I apparently gave you credit for.
I wonder when we break for dinner...
Harlag was given the nickname Sir Stuffs-His-Face by Tormund.
