This Meowclops is a member of the Followers of Meow who teaches the long lost Meow's Art of Defence to the monks in the Monastery of Meow. He also runs a Battledome of sorts for visitors.
I am the trainer. Selkirk found the lost manuscripts of Meow's Art of Defence. He passed them on to me.
Now I pass on Meow's teachings to others. Will you recieve Meow's strength and wisdom?
