The Book of Ages

Crumpetmonger

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This chef of scones, pies and other baked goods opened up her shop soon after Neovia returned from the grave. She enjoys her creations just as much as her customers.

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Fresh pastries! Get yer pastries while they're hot! No, I meant it... buy summat 'fore I eat it meself!
I tell ye, a girl works hard to bake a few biscuits, and how is she repaid? With theft and skullduggery, that's what! Being royalty doesn't make Skarl any less of a toad in my book. Stealing biscuits! What is the world coming to?
Want to earn yer keep? I need a whole mess of Neggs for me new Negg Pudding. Not the red ones, though -- they'll spoil the pudding. *sigh* 'Twas only 500 weeks ago when I was too busy tryin' a new game, Better Than You, to pull me muffins out of the oven...
I do love a good chase, especially if there's a Negg at the end of it! I can make Negg crumpets, Negg scones, or even Negg Pie. Oooh, I'd better catch some right quick!
There In a Minute! This door been buzzin' all day, what a crowd! So are ye here fer some pastries or are ye in the Haunted Woods lookin' fer a scare? Oh, yer trick-or-treatin'? Of course I got summat fer ye! There ye go! Don't it look just like a pastry? I made the bag meself!

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