Loryche is the captain and center forward of the Tyrannian Team at the Altador Cup. She makes up for her lack of scoring and speed with good passing, running plays, and her talented leadership. When she joined Tyrannia she was the most lazy player out there, but when she gained more responsibility she began to turn her game around. In 2012 when the team adopted Gruslens, she suggested handing them to the PPL.
IT'S ALTADOR CUP TIME! YEAH!! Oh wait, no, it's not. Darn. I guess I'll just twiddle my nonexistent thumbs and play some golf while I wait. *sigh*
What, you think Yooyuball is the only game I'm good at? Guess again.
Barmie is a dedicated team player whose presence has always had a positive impact on our team’s performance.
The Forsaken Five may or may not have been jinxed. My team is throwing all they've got into the game. We're aiming for perfection in play this time. Nothing less will do.
It’s alright. We’ll be done here soon, and then we can go home and get some cactus blossoms. How does that sound?
Oh no, Mor, you should join the team and train. I don’t want to take away anymore from today’s session.
Find anything interesting in there?
Oh, hun, they’re toddlers. Their interests change per bowel movement. They’ll come around, darling. Just give it time.
Sweetie, I’m sorry.
Yeah, I’m sorry I must make motherhood look like an omelette-walk. But let me tell ya, I haven't slept a whole night in months.
Not whatcha meant? I know, pumpkin. I just wanted to see ya smile.
Sugar, I drop the ball all the time! It ain’t about not dropping balls. It’s about knowing which one’s a Clockwork Yooyu and which one’s a Regular Yooyu.
I suppose what I’m saying is… you’re gonna make mistakes. Won’t make ya a bad mom, just like it don’t make you a bad Yooyuball player. Take your time, pass the ball to your teammates when you can, heck, drop a ball altogether if you need to.
It’ll take practice, though, to know which balls are most important. And it’ll take time to learn all the ins and outs of the playbook. But if you’re willing to put in the work, you’ll find there’s no better team out there! How about this? If you’re looking for some practice, I just happen to be down a babysitter for awhile. What do you say we form a new team to tackle this whole motherhood thing together?
Loryche participated as a member of the Tyrannian Yooyuball team from 2006 to 2024. She appeared in a vision of ancient Altador, implying she is either very old or capable of some form of time travel. She served as the Maid of Honour for the marriage of Harlis Neyhbol and Wila Benne.
Loryche has twin daughters named Bramble and Pebpeb.
