The easy labor miner in Tyrannia is named Gog. Give him anything edible and he will happily hand over priceless jewels to anyone with the biggest steak.
Gog likes shiny stone. Gog gives shiny stone to friend. Friend gives Gog food. Gog likes food more than shiny stone.
Gog likes golf. Gog knows golf is knocking ball around Tyrannia. Gog practises golf a lot. Gog breaks things a lot.