In a very scary lab in a very scary part of the Haunted Woods a mad scientist mixes molecules and compounds to create new strings... what he's trying to create no one knows.
Unstable? UNSTABLE?! You're mistaken. Oh, they said I wasn't suited to the academic life, but I'll prove them wrong. I've discovered more compounds than the Lab Ray Scientist! Wait, what? The COMPOUNDS are unstable? Oh. I thought you meant... heh.
Think you'll be of any help? Yeah, sure...we'll see.
Drat another unstable compound! What are you snickering at over there? You really think an unrefined ignoramus such as yourself could do better? HA! By all means, grab a beaker and show me how molecular chemistry is done.