In a very scary lab in a very scary part of the Haunted Woods a mad scientist mixes molecules and compounds to create new strings... what he's trying to create no one knows.
Unstable? UNSTABLE?! You're mistaken. Oh, they said I wasn't suited to the academic life, but I'll prove them wrong. I've discovered more compounds than the Lab Ray Scientist! Wait, what? The COMPOUNDS are unstable? Oh. I thought you meant... heh.
Think you'll be of any help? Yeah, sure...we'll see.