Florg is the main character in the game Feed Florg, and he has an incredible appetite for succulent petpets. He developed this after being experimented on by Dr. Sloth.
Feed Florg now! Feed! Give Florg Petpets. Rarghhh!
FEED FLORG, NOW!
Florg likes Petpets. Florg thinks that Petpets taste yummy. Can you feed Petpets to Florg faster than Florg can eat them? Florg bets not! If you try very hard, Florg may share tasty Petpets with you. Lucky you! *sings* Two for Florg, one for you, three for Florg, none for you...
Florg loves Petpets! Come here, little Petpets... Florg has surprise for you! Eat up, little Petpets! Hop in cage! Come along for little trip to Snowbeast's Lair... heh heh heh!
I don't always eat Petpets. Sometimes I like to round up Grundos and bounce them off the walls. Well, usually I bounce balls off the walls. I can't help it if the Grundos are pretty bouncy, though.
Florg hungry...You block food from escaping. Florg not patient, get food faster....Florg need food NOW!!!