Sir Fufon Lui defended a village, defeating the Lupe Raiders. Since then, he's remained in the village, in case he ever needs to take up his sword again. He hopes someday that people will stop making fun of his name.
Rapscallion! How dare you besmirch my family's good name? En garde, you shameless reprobate...
Zounds! What are you doing here? This is a Chia-only neighbourhood! Ah, you are trying to escape our water balloon fight with that unscrupulous knave, Geoffrey... tsk tsk. Well, I am honour-bound to stop you! En garde!