Stan is the star of the game Grand Theft Ummagine, and is one of Sakhmet's leading vegetable-based criminals.
The trick to being the best thief in Sakhmet is not to boast about it in front of the guards. It's something the Scarabs have never grasped. While they're being chased through the streets, I can steal as many ummagines as I like...
One jump ahead of the guards, one step closer to ummagines, that's why I'm the best Lost Desert thief.
The trick to having fun, is never getting caught by the guards!