Doctor Neggistential is an eccentric inventor known for creating things that are brilliant but often impractical. He is something of a recluse, but often attends festivals.
Sweet Savory Shnoogles! This Negg is defenceless.
Great nutty Gnorbus! That thief stole so many Neggs. Well, fear not because I am the master of Negg-nology! They called me crazy when I motorized a jelly Negg but whose inventions are needless, now!? ... *Ahem* Just get yourself a 'Negg Tinkering Kit' and together we'll give these Mechanical Neggs the high-powered, rainbow and rocket-fueled, anti-theft mechanisms that they deserve! That'll stop the thievery. Also, I reward all my faithful assistants with the finest prizes. What do you say?
Those legs will sure come in handy... Heh... You get it?... Because any time a thief places their hand on it, it'll run away!
Scuttling away is scientifically proven to be superior to walking.
Four eyes are far better than two! You always need three backups.
More legs. MORE I SAY!!!
*sings* Spyder-Negg! Spyder-Negg! Does whatever a Spyder-Negg does!... Now try getting that song out of your head! Ha-HA!
Eyes and wheels... It's a standard anti-theft mechanism.
Bright flashing lights will make it impossible for the thief to hide.
Don't be alarmed! They'll only go off if it's stolen.
AH! Nothing spooks thieves like loud noises! THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS SHOUTING!
NEEOOW-NEEOOW, NOO-UIP-NOO-UIP, NERR-NERR-NERR-NERR!!! Perfect as a Peophin. That'll never stop being annoying. Trust me.
Rolling Rectangles! Those wheels will give it the perfect getaway! But it's still missing something...
Tail-blades!... I think you see where I'm going with this.
Leaping Lennies! This Negg is about to take off!
A Rainbow flare blaster... Just in case.
Good King Roo on a Tuskaninny! Three are far better than one! There's no way anyone will catch this Negg now!
Eure-KAU! Progress! Click on a Mechanical Negg to tinker with it and reveal your prizes.
Ha-HA! We've done it! Those legs will sure come in handy... Heh... You get it?... Because any time a thief places their hand on it, it'll run away! *Ahem* Anyway, for your assistance, I've given you a special something
Patience, my excitable friend! I have to check the blueprints for this Negg's anti-theft feature. Stop by, tomorrow and we'll give it that upgrade.
He holds a double PhD in Negg Technology.