This Techo is in charge of the fun cheese rolling game called, you guessed it... Cheeseroller! Roll your cheese down the hill in under a minute and you even get to keep the cheese!
Which cheese do you wish to purchase?
Yes, you must mean [name of cheese]! We do have some of that!
Sorry, you'll have to be more specific!
Oh we never sell that cheese on a [current day of the week].